Roast rap
A 12 second verse about their most famous habit: 10 credits on the orange set or any other.
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A funny birthday video here is either a clean roast rap about the birthday person, performed by them and you from two portraits for 10 credits, or a one-photo gag like pizza falling from the sky for 4 credits. Pick the joke, add the faces, send it to the group.
Your two faces
A single face per picture. Both take verses.
Set
Take and sound
Price: 10 credits. Done in roughly 2 to 5 min; if it fails, the credits come back. See prices
Two flavors of funny
Visual gags need no script. The Effects tab turns a single portrait into a short clip: Money Rain showers them in banknotes, Pizza Rain drops slices from the sky, Clones fills the frame with copies. Effects carry ambient sound, no verse, and start at 5 seconds.
Spoken jokes need one target. The laugh comes from the detail only your circle knows: the cousin who still uses a fax machine, the dad who narrates his own parking. Put it in a sentence and Hotel Lobby Video writes a clean roast verse for the two of you to perform.
Three moves
The Rap video tab builds a roast song. The Effects tab builds a visual joke from one portrait.
For the rap: two portraits and one sentence about them, 120 characters at most. For a gag: one portrait is enough.
Play it back, save the MP4 and drop it in the group chat.
Gag menu
A 12 second verse about their most famous habit: 10 credits on the orange set or any other.
For the friend who just got a raise and will not stop hinting. 4 credits for 5 seconds from one portrait.
For the one who orders the same pepperoni every week. Slices tumble down, they catch one and bite.
One of them was enough. Now there is a whole crowd, appearing copy by copy.
Joke about a habit, never a body or a bank balance. The birthday person should laugh loudest.
| Roast rap | Photo gag | |
|---|---|---|
| Portraits needed | Two, or one with both | One |
| Audio | A fresh verse about them | Ambient sound only |
| Starting length | 12 seconds | 5 seconds |
| Starting cost | 10 credits, any set | 4 credits |
Prefer sweet over savage? See birthday rap video. All 28 gags live on photo to video effects.
Our own takes
Two sample renders, with model, length and source shown under each. They demonstrate the workflow, not a promise about how often a take succeeds.
Wan 3.0 · 480p · 10 s · 16:9
Wan 3.0 · 720p · 12 s · 16:9
Around the web
These clips show the format. Other people made them with other tools, and each one is credited and linked to its post. They are not output from Hotel Lobby Video.
Yes. One portrait is enough for a gag like Money Rain, Pizza Rain or Clones. The roast rap needs two people, either two portraits or one picture of both.
A 12 second roast rap is 10 credits and a 5 second gag is 4. Credits come off when you press create, never later. The cheapest top-up is 10 credits for $9.99, and if a take fails the credits go straight back to your balance.
Yes. On the AI rap sound, Both rap is on by default and the two of you trade lines.
Yes. Verses are clean, and sexual or hateful topics are blocked before you are charged.
The video has no captions or text. Add a sticker or caption afterwards in TikTok, Instagram or a video editor.
The provider quotes up to about 5 minutes per Seedance take. Make it the day before so you can try a second joke if the first falls flat.
Get the laugh
A roast and two portraits, or one portrait and a pizza storm. The credit cost shows before you commit.